Ego

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on….
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you’ve bought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find You out!?
Don’t you know we’ re only joking when we say size doesn’t count???!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! ‘Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
with
a handful
Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!…Hey! Hey!

[Verse II] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your Egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a Cordless Multispeed!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! ‘Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
with
a handful
Of latex! I will survive! I will survive!…Hey! Hey!